_{by jaymamma.}

This jaunt through the red sacks lair continues it feels like its been weeks. We are meshing as a party which is odd for me as i am ussually a solo act. We tried disguise and subtlety and SURPRISE it ended in lots of blood and spilled beer.  Back in my village we had keg rolling contests. There was now obvious to everyone a reason I chose to compete in a riding contest and not roll kegs. I got caught up in the moment and embarrassed myself but watching everyone slip and fall in puddles of bloodstained mead has a certain degree of amusement to it. I’ve come to a conclusion about dare. Its at a certain no small degree of drunkedness that hes most effective. I’m not talking a little or even a lot for an average being I mean just a lot. As long as he drinks continuously from morn to midday (maybe sub evening) hes quite the lopper of limbs. It could also be the new sword. Mystic, sweet lord the serpent that is all I can say who knew. Only question I got is why not sooner. If I could do that why would I turn back. She is also a champion drinker, which I find quite profound. She does not strike as a partier maybe more to her than immediately apparent. I haven’t figured out how to broach the subject but I most assuredly want to ride her. In snake form I mean. Her just slithering down the corridors of some dungeon, me bareback on her scales slinging shadows at all in her path. Hmmm, can’t say I don’t find that idea exhilarating. I have to work on that. I was pretty useless for part of our trek for half glass cock ( I sure do wonder what the other half is(if there is another half at all)). Its a wizard thing, I believe there is a reason they all carry around a big stick. I like a good jest, but in all seriousness I have a decent amount of “experience” in this matter sadly. I suspect its due to my less than expedient movement towards my benefactors most recent objective. It is certainly not above her him it to hold out on her end of the bargain whenever it suits. Ajax was having a useless day much as I. I probably should not have rushed him to open the door and eat that hold person spell. Yikes well better him than me.